AKA: Katherine Morgan

For someone claiming to have a genius IQ, as she did on the HBO documentary A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia-Going Down in the Valley, California native Katie Morgan’s decision in 2000 to transport 100 pounds of marijuana from Mexico to the United States doesn’t rank as one of the smartest. However, it was the financial straits she found herself in after posting bail and pleading down to a lesser charge that urged her into an adult career. That decision too seems questionable, in light of her being the daughter of a Christian pastor. Ironically, it may prove to have been her smartest decision yet.

Taking her first name from popular film Gone With the Wind and her last name from a popular brand of rum, Katie first appeared in the Ed Powers film Dirty Debutantes 167, and has since appeared in over 160 films. She is a popular target for interviews and at one time was ranked as the 8th most sought-after porn star by Genesis Magazine. Katie has been a co-host on The Wanker Show with former KSEX radio personality Wankus, and has been nominated for Starlet of the Year by Adult Video News.

Genius, whether self-professed or independently verified, often strays from the daily grind out of sheer boredom with the predictability of life. However, let it be known that Katie’s true genius lies in how she mesmerizes fans with her sexy body, luscious tits and her sunbeam smile. In the end, her legal gaffe has become her gain. We should all hope to be so fortunate.